Lust

I have a very close who is married and recently she has been having desires for another man. I told her I think this is normal. I mean really, monogamy is a great idea, however it doesn't always work for everyone. I know that I personally have to work at being monogamous, but I don't mind it. It's nice to have someone to come home to every day and to have my best friend live with me. I really don't see why my friend is beating herself up just because she had desires for someone else, we all do. I will be honest and admit that I have had those thoughts before I just didn't act on them, that doesn't make me a bad person. She thinks that she should tell her husband about these desires and I say she shouldn't. It's normal to have thoughts of other people. I mean you can look all you want, right?

Yet Another Oddity

At my work there are several odd people, that is how it usually is in the healthcare industry. One of our team leaders seriously sounds like she is prehistoric or something. My friend Bobbi that use to work with me would call her a slug. She doesn't walk, she usues a motorized scooter. I have seen her use a walker once but trust me she won't be using it again because it takes too much effort. Anyways she also has psorisis I think so she is always flaky and smelly. And she makes this grunting sound all of the time, it's so odd. When she is on her little motorized wheelchair thing she expects everyone to get out of her way and if you don't she will run into you and then look at you like you are an idiot. She seems nice enough, but I will not use the bathroom after her because the smell knocks me on my ass.

A Wee Bit O Partyin'

For St. Patrick's Day I went to my friend's house party. She was mixing her two groups of friends only to find out that we do not mix! First off most of them are a little on the chunky side but yet they don't seem to realize it. One of the girls is at least 285 and she had on a white spaghetti strap tank top and capri pants. This poor girl's back fat was just hanging out, it was not attractive at all. Then there were these dorky guys who thought they were so cute, not really sure why but they did. They were all over all the girls at the party. I didn't even want them to talk to me let alone touch me. I usually like most people but they were a little out there for me. So I was relieved when my friend Shawna showed up and then my brother and his fiance came so it was okay then. The night was okay I guess.

We Deep In These Streets

This past Saturday I met my friend Shawna's boyfriend. She met this kid off of the internet and they have been talking for the last two years and finally met in January of this year. She says she loves him and she is even contemplating marrying him. This boy is 25 and doesn't have a car or a real job. He claims to be a drug dealer but he never has any money so he must not be very good at it but whatever.

This was my first time to meet him. The first words out of his mouth are a comment about my wedding ring. He kept talking about how big it was. First off the ring I was wearing wasn't even real and I told him that. Then he kept making comments about my chest right in front of Shawna. She didn't seem to mind and kept laughing about it. Through out the night he kept saying how he could show all of us girls the time of our lives and Shawna still didn't get mad. He was being very disrespectful to her as far as I was concerned. I would kick my man's ass if he was telling my friends how hot they were and how he wanted to sleep with them but she never said anything.

He then starts telling me how he has been to jail because he killed someone and because he broke a liquor bottle over his ex-girlfriends temple. He told me he was trying to kill her because she pulled a gun on him. He kept saying he was representing Tennessee. He kept trying to rap and act as thuggy as possible but he didn't realize he was just making himself look like an idiot. He also had a playboy bunny tattoo on his arm cuz he says he is a playboy and always gets pussy. He just kept on bragging about it. I really don't see what Shawna sees in his ghetto ass but I guess I will just have to keep my mouth shut and support her no matter what.

Foggy Bullet Butt

One of my co-workers who I affectionately call Foggy bullet butt will just let her farts rip whenever and where ever she is. She doesn't care. She says it's a natural bodily function and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. She is our receptionist and will seriously fart at her desk. They are always loud! I mean I feel the vibrations at my desk sometimes.

I have also seen her go to the bathroom be in there for like 15 mins and I never hear her turn on the faucet and wash her hands. That's gross. When we have pot lucks I will not eat what she brings b/c I don't want hepatitis or anything.

Weekend

This Friday we celebrated my husband's b-day at Sushi Train. About 12 of our friends showed up so it was nice to catch up with everyone. After dinner we went back to my house and stayed there and drank until about 2 and then we headed to my friend Jen's house and we partied there until 5 am. It was so much fun! I had a great time!

Saturday I went to a Stampin' Up camp and made six different projects. They are so cute! I made an Easter basket, greeting card, explosion album, clipboard, 2 scrapbook pages, and an Easter card. It took about two hours and was so much fun! There will be another one in September and I will go to that one as well. I think I am starting to get addicted this stuff and that worries me...I am turning into my Mother. Oh well it happens.

Sunday we just hung out with our families and enjoyed the day. Too bad it all has to end and now I am bored as hell at work! I am ready for Friday already.

A little pissy

Today for whatever reason, I am in a bad mood. I woke up this way and I have no clue to get out of this funk. I hate being like this because little things really set me off when I am like this. I am pretty sure that before the day is up I will cuss out someone and I am sure it will be my friend Jonathan. I requested him as a friend on MySpace and apparently denied the request which is fine and all, I mean it's just myspace, but why would he do that? So I texted him to ask him that very question and he never responded so he is on my shit list. See just little things are setting me off today, normally this kind of crap doesn't even bother me. But right now I feel like punching him in the face.

Then there is work. I love this job but some of the oddest people on the planet work here. One of the girls who I call OCD is 35 or 36 and a virgin and so weird. She eats all of the crust off of her sandwich and then smashes it flat as a pancake and eats it. Then she has goldfish crackers and a fat free jello pudding snack every single day. I so want to replace her pudding someday with the full calorie and fat pudding...she will freak! She is ten years older than me but insists we look the same age..ummm not so much. You can tell I am in my twenties and that she has to be older than me, she even has gray hair! She styles her hair like a 12 year old. But every day she is all up in our business. Today I was talking to the girl who shares the cubicle next to me and we turn to see OCD just standing there listening to us. She is so odd.

AI:The Girls 2/28/07

Last night the girls sang. I thought most of them did a pretty good job. But I have a feeling that Antonella and the girl with the crimped hair will be going home tonight. I thought that Lakisha did really well. Pretty much the white girls might as well pack up and go home.