GNO

Once a month my friends and I get together for a Girls Night Out and January was no exception. The night started off great but as soon as we got to the bar things seemed to turn sour for Jonni. She just didn't seem to be herself, she kind of went off with Susan and was kind of being rude to everyone else but whatever we let it go. Well around 11:30 Jonni decided to start some shit with my friend Jenifer & her boyfriend Brandon. I am not really sure what even started it but Jonni started bringing stuff up that happened two weeks prior and there was no call for it. So I told Jen & Brandon to just ignore it Jonni was drunk and she was talking out her ass. Jonni got mad @ me for saying that and went off next thing I know I am leaving and my husband is asking why so I told him it was because of Jonni and I just wanted to go home and not have any drama. Pretty soon Jonni comes out to the car and me and her get into a physical fight. All she did was pull my hair and scratch @ my face finally I grab her hand to pull it off of my face and as I am putting her hand back to her she bites my first and middle finger on my left hand....what are we fucking two year olds? Who bites people?!?! Anyway, I got mad & punched her in the face a couple of times and punched her in the sides finally my husband pulls the two of us apart and I get into my friends 4-Runner. That bitch opens the door and punches me in my cheek bone and it starts to swell, immediately I go to kick her out of the car and I kick her in the forehead but I was wearing high heels so it split her forehead open. Jonni falls to the ground and Mike shuts my car door and Nicole locks the door because they didn't want Jonni & I to continue fighting anymore. So Jonni goes back into the bar and my friend Shawna helps clean the blood off of her. The next morning Jonni's drunk ass truely believes I kicked her in the head so she beat my ass....WTF? She only punched me once and she fought like a little bitch. Ummm I don't think so. Needless to say she and I are no longer friends. What a dumb bitch.

Girls Night Out

Friday night I went out with my friends Jonni and Jeanna for a Girl's Night Out. We kicked off the evening @ Jonni's apartment and finished off three bottles of wine...lol. After that we headed downtown to Dirty's and had a great time. Around midnight or so we met up with my husband and his friend @ Last Call, there my friend Sandy and his friend Jamario showed up. After the bar closed down we headed over to Jonni's apartment to watch midget porn, but it wasn't nearly as entertaining as I thought it would be. For some reason drama broke out @ Jonni's. I am not really sure why either, there was no reason for drama at all. My husband and his friend had decided Mike was going to take him home and Jeanna and I were to meet them over there. Somehow Jonni decided she was going to take me over there and told Jeanna my husband told her to take me over there, which never happened. So I thought my husband just left me @ Jonni's with no ride and I was pissed. It got really ugly and all for no good reason. Jonni should have just stayed out of it and everything would have been great! Oh well. Other than the end of the night we had a great time.

Long Time...no post

I haven't really had anything to blog about lately. I don't really go out to the bars anymore so I am outta good drunk stories and lately there hasn't been too much drama. I am still trying to sell the house, it's been on the market for two months and has been shown over 50 times but no buyers. I have three offers on the house right now I am just waiting to see who will offer the most.

My friend Shawna's b-day is the 28th so we are going to go out this Friday and celebrate, so that should be lots of fun! I am sure I will have lots of pics to upload to my Myspace. I am surprising Shawna by having one of her good friends that she hasn't hung out with in a while coming to her b-day celebration. She will be excited and it will be fun! I am also getting to hang out with Jason that night and its seems like an eternity since I have hung out with that boy so I am excited!

Rockaway Beach

This past weekend 6 friends and I went to Rockaway Beach, Missouri. We stayed at Kerr's Kountry Kabins and surprisingly we had a great time! It was a lot of fun. We didn't get down there Friday night until 10 but then we headed out to the bars and had a good time. There is a bar there called Dock Side and they have the BEST Long Island Iced Teas. Saturday we just hung out by the pool and cooked burgers. That night we went to Pizza Cellar and it was yummy. Some of the best pizza I have had in a while. The garlic cheese bread was AWESOME. It made me long for the days before gastric bypass when I could actually eat! lol

We are planning on going back in August or something to do it again. This time I want to go fishing at least once. I will even bait my own hook! lol

Lust

I have a very close who is married and recently she has been having desires for another man. I told her I think this is normal. I mean really, monogamy is a great idea, however it doesn't always work for everyone. I know that I personally have to work at being monogamous, but I don't mind it. It's nice to have someone to come home to every day and to have my best friend live with me. I really don't see why my friend is beating herself up just because she had desires for someone else, we all do. I will be honest and admit that I have had those thoughts before I just didn't act on them, that doesn't make me a bad person. She thinks that she should tell her husband about these desires and I say she shouldn't. It's normal to have thoughts of other people. I mean you can look all you want, right?

A Wee Bit O Partyin'

For St. Patrick's Day I went to my friend's house party. She was mixing her two groups of friends only to find out that we do not mix! First off most of them are a little on the chunky side but yet they don't seem to realize it. One of the girls is at least 285 and she had on a white spaghetti strap tank top and capri pants. This poor girl's back fat was just hanging out, it was not attractive at all. Then there were these dorky guys who thought they were so cute, not really sure why but they did. They were all over all the girls at the party. I didn't even want them to talk to me let alone touch me. I usually like most people but they were a little out there for me. So I was relieved when my friend Shawna showed up and then my brother and his fiance came so it was okay then. The night was okay I guess.