GNO

Once a month my friends and I get together for a Girls Night Out and January was no exception. The night started off great but as soon as we got to the bar things seemed to turn sour for Jonni. She just didn't seem to be herself, she kind of went off with Susan and was kind of being rude to everyone else but whatever we let it go. Well around 11:30 Jonni decided to start some shit with my friend Jenifer & her boyfriend Brandon. I am not really sure what even started it but Jonni started bringing stuff up that happened two weeks prior and there was no call for it. So I told Jen & Brandon to just ignore it Jonni was drunk and she was talking out her ass. Jonni got mad @ me for saying that and went off next thing I know I am leaving and my husband is asking why so I told him it was because of Jonni and I just wanted to go home and not have any drama. Pretty soon Jonni comes out to the car and me and her get into a physical fight. All she did was pull my hair and scratch @ my face finally I grab her hand to pull it off of my face and as I am putting her hand back to her she bites my first and middle finger on my left hand....what are we fucking two year olds? Who bites people?!?! Anyway, I got mad & punched her in the face a couple of times and punched her in the sides finally my husband pulls the two of us apart and I get into my friends 4-Runner. That bitch opens the door and punches me in my cheek bone and it starts to swell, immediately I go to kick her out of the car and I kick her in the forehead but I was wearing high heels so it split her forehead open. Jonni falls to the ground and Mike shuts my car door and Nicole locks the door because they didn't want Jonni & I to continue fighting anymore. So Jonni goes back into the bar and my friend Shawna helps clean the blood off of her. The next morning Jonni's drunk ass truely believes I kicked her in the head so she beat my ass....WTF? She only punched me once and she fought like a little bitch. Ummm I don't think so. Needless to say she and I are no longer friends. What a dumb bitch.

Merry Christmas

I hope all of you have a safe and wonderful Christmas.

The Cool Fat Chick

So I went to counseling on Friday and my therapist believes that I have become "lost" in my "cool fat girl" persona and because of that I cannot lose the rest of my weight. Because if I were thin, who would I be? So I started thinking about it and perhaps she is right. I have always been the funny fat girl who has no problem making fun of myself, what would I be funny about if I lost all my weight? On Wednesday she is going to do some hypnosis therapy with me to help me release the weight, I am curious to see if it works or not.

She also pointed out to me that I don't have very many nice things to say about myself. At first I thought she was crazy for saying that but now that she has brought it to my attention she is right. I am really good at pointing out all my flaws and I say them to myself every day. That's not good, so I am going to work on that as well.

Long Time...no post

I haven't really had anything to blog about lately. I don't really go out to the bars anymore so I am outta good drunk stories and lately there hasn't been too much drama. I am still trying to sell the house, it's been on the market for two months and has been shown over 50 times but no buyers. I have three offers on the house right now I am just waiting to see who will offer the most.

My friend Shawna's b-day is the 28th so we are going to go out this Friday and celebrate, so that should be lots of fun! I am sure I will have lots of pics to upload to my Myspace. I am surprising Shawna by having one of her good friends that she hasn't hung out with in a while coming to her b-day celebration. She will be excited and it will be fun! I am also getting to hang out with Jason that night and its seems like an eternity since I have hung out with that boy so I am excited!

Annoying!

I have a friend or should I say acquaintance who is annoying the shit out of me. She doesn't mean to but lord does she ever! She is married to a total jack ass and has been for 11 years so apparently she likes it, but she is constantly flirting with this guy who works here. He too is married but I guess he isn't happy in his marriage. I thought he only wanted a piece of ass, turns out he says he actually has feelings for her. Any who, the other day I went to lunch with them and she got all giddy and flushed just because they were holding hands.....are we in 8th freakin' grade? I mean come on, it's just a hand, no reason to freak out. It's just really getting on my nerves because I am sick of hearing about it, either fuck or don't, I don't care but STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY! I'm just sick of her showing me text messages and crap and then wanting my advice. My advice is fuck him already.

Mondays

I really hate Monday. I always want to sleep in but I never can b/c I have to get up and come to work. Geez! The weekend is just never long enough. This weekend I was busy as hell the whole the damn thing. Friday night I went to Pickles with my friend Jason, we had a good time I guess. He and I were the youngest people in the bar so we owned that joint..lol Saturday night my husband and I met up with another couple and the four of us went to dinner and then to Night Trips, which is a strip club here in town. We had a great time. I always enjoy their company, the couple not the strippers....lol I was nice and paid for Mike to have a lap dance from one of the strippers named "Tristan". I think she is one of the cuter ones and actually has boobs, most of the strippers do not have big boobs and I just don't get it. They look like 12 year old boys but whatever. Also, Saturday during the day I had a garage sale from 8-2 and sold a bunch of crap. Then on Sunday we went shopping for my husband some new clothes b/c he desperately needs them. He has lost 155 lbs so he needs some new threads so he doesn't look like he is wearing a tent. After we got done shopping we went to his Mom's to visit and then we had dinner at my Mom's. I ended my evening at WalMart. Every time I go in there I spend at least $100, last night was no exception, we spent $150.00. Geez!

Awwwhhhh Thursdays.

I love Thursday. If I just make it thru today that means all I have left is Friday and that makes me happy. Also Thursday is ladies night at most bars, I think tonight I shall visit one. I am in need of a cold one. Today was a little rough but hey, tomorrow is Friday yo!

My Town Sucks

Earlier in the year we has some ice storms here and therefore they sand and salted the crap out our streets. Here we are 4 months later and there are pot holes everywhere. The city is atempting to repair them by filling the holes with crap that gets all over my car, I am going to assume it's asphalt. It's messy and doesn't fix the problem. It will usually fill the hole for about a month and then it all washes away or whatever and we are left with an even bigger pot hole than what we started out with. So to me it would make much more sense to actually PERMANTLY fix the pot holes, but here in redneckville they haven't figured that out yet. The city says it will cost too much to do that. To that I say WHATEVER!

Also there are several billboards around town that say "Abortion is Harmful". Should we really be promoting this? If all these kids would get on birth control I wouldn't have to see 13 year olds come into the hospital with labor pains! 13!!! I can't imagine having sex that young but hey people do it. I think we should promote birth control and try to make people be responisble about having children. It is obvious that people are not going to refrain from sex, so the only other option really is birth control. So girls listen up, if you get pregnant by your loser boyfriend who is around 16 or 17 he is mostly likely going to leave your ass when he finds out your pregnant and that makes you fat. So don't be stupid and think that if you get pregnant that will make him stay because it won't. So wake up, take control and choose to either not have sex or get on some birth control.

Getting Old....er

I turned 26 a couple of weeks back. My b-day was on Friday the 13th but nothing cool or crazy happened. Just the normal b-day stuff. My friends all came over and we sat around and drank and talked and played pool and darts.

Then today I had to go get glasses, so now I am officially an old woman. Sad isn't it?