Weekend

Friday night I went with Bobbi, Myles, Jason, Shawna and my husband to Southern Hills. It was an okay time except for the 45 minuets that Bobbi told me what a bitch I was, but she loved me for it. She kept going on and on about what a bitch I was and how everyone felt sorry for my husband for having to put up with me. It was ridiculous. Apparently after I left for the evening she decided to tell Shawna about how I knew her boyfriend was dealing drugs and how I thought she needed to leave him and move on to something better. Bobbi had told me I should keep my opinion to myself and stay out of Shawna's life so that's what I did. I never said anything to Shawna and then Bobbi goes and opens her mouth. WTF? Anyway I am trying very hard to get over it. I love Bobbi to death so it's not worth getting all upset over it.

Sunday of course we had a Super Bowl party. It was pretty fun. I don't really watch the game I just watch the commercials and half time. I thought Prince was great! I love Prince though. He rocks my socks!

La'Shave

My friend was telling her husband the other day how every guy she knows shave his pubic hair and keeps it well groomed down there. Well this got his wheels a-turnin' and he decided to take action. So he got the electric clippers and got to work. At first everything was fine...then my friend heard her husband scream out her name. She goes into the bathroom to find a blood bath. Blood was on the bathroom counter,the floor,the toilet and the shower floor! She said it was seriously a crime scene! Her husband had cut his ball sack....yes that's right ladies and gentlemen....HIS BALL SACK! My friend couldn't help and had to leave the room because she was laughing so hard. Her husband then realizes that they have been together since highschool and who in the hell else's penis had she seen? So he starts to yell at her and this just makes her laugh all the more.

At thier daughter's birthday party my friend tells our friend Bobbi and her boyfriend Myles all about it. Bobbi can't stop laughing, she thinks this is the BEST story ever! On the car ride home she thinks of a nick name for our wounded friend.....NICK LA'SHAVE. LMAO.