La'Shave

My friend was telling her husband the other day how every guy she knows shave his pubic hair and keeps it well groomed down there. Well this got his wheels a-turnin' and he decided to take action. So he got the electric clippers and got to work. At first everything was fine...then my friend heard her husband scream out her name. She goes into the bathroom to find a blood bath. Blood was on the bathroom counter,the floor,the toilet and the shower floor! She said it was seriously a crime scene! Her husband had cut his ball sack....yes that's right ladies and gentlemen....HIS BALL SACK! My friend couldn't help and had to leave the room because she was laughing so hard. Her husband then realizes that they have been together since highschool and who in the hell else's penis had she seen? So he starts to yell at her and this just makes her laugh all the more.

At thier daughter's birthday party my friend tells our friend Bobbi and her boyfriend Myles all about it. Bobbi can't stop laughing, she thinks this is the BEST story ever! On the car ride home she thinks of a nick name for our wounded friend.....NICK LA'SHAVE. LMAO.