Close Call
My brother was suppose to get married this past Saturday the 19th. Thankfully that didn't happen, but let me tell you how ghetto the wedding was going to be. First off, they were getting married in a field! Yes a field, in fact cows are being delivered to that same field this week. The cake was made on a Thursday and we weren't going to eat it until Saturday. They were just going to leave the cake outside in the field because that is where the reception was going to be. They said they were going to just put a fan on the cake to keep it cool, that means any bug that flies in front of the fan would end up on the cake....gross! My brother's bride-to-be also wanted six attendants. She is one of six children so she wanted all her siblings in the wedding. So she had all three of her sisters, her best friend Chelsie and me as her bridesmaids. She picked out a black halter dress for us to wear. First off I am a fat girl, I do NOT look good in a halter dress, I have fat arms that need to be covered at all times! Secondly, I was the only girl who had decent boobs. I am a D or DD depending on the bra the other girls were B's. So my breasts were going to be displayed for everyone to see as well as my fat arms. To make it even better she had me at the end of the line and walking with my six year old nephew so my fatness was sure to stick out. lol As for her flowers, the bridesmaids were just going to carry a single rose and she was going to have white roses for her bouquet.
The night of the rehearsal dinner they had nothing organized when we went out to the field for the rehearsal. We just stood around in a field and got nothing accomplished. Her Father showed up drunk and was stumbling around. At the dinner her family didn't say one word to our family, in fact they sat at the back of the church and we sat in the front. It was weird. So after the rehearsal dinner my brother and his fiance got in a huge fight and called off the wedding. Thank goodness, because she is not good enough for my brother. Don't get me wrong, I know my brother isn't the best or anything but he can do better.
She has a little boy who is 20 months old and doesn't even know who the baby's father is. She was engaged to a guy but went to this party without him and got drunk and passed out. She says the next thing she knows some guy was on top of her "date raping" her. First off, my guess is this story is missing some parts. She is very flirty and was probably all over the guy. I am sure they did sleep together but I am also pretty sure it was consentual. Plus this guy is supposedly a soccer player and lives in England and yet she is still civil to him even though he wants nothing to do with his child and supposedly raped her? That just doesn't make any sense to me. She doesn't cook, clean or have a personality. I am not saying it's a woman's job to clean and cook but damn she could have helped out. She sure as hell had my brother doing the cooking, cleaning and babysitting her child. She works from 11-8:30 so she only saw her child for 2 hours a day....jeez don't put yourself or anything. She never watched my brother's child for more than a couple of hours because she just can't handle both children at once...what? She is an idiot!
Congrats Rob! Be glad she got mad and called the wedding off, you are better off!
The night of the rehearsal dinner they had nothing organized when we went out to the field for the rehearsal. We just stood around in a field and got nothing accomplished. Her Father showed up drunk and was stumbling around. At the dinner her family didn't say one word to our family, in fact they sat at the back of the church and we sat in the front. It was weird. So after the rehearsal dinner my brother and his fiance got in a huge fight and called off the wedding. Thank goodness, because she is not good enough for my brother. Don't get me wrong, I know my brother isn't the best or anything but he can do better.
She has a little boy who is 20 months old and doesn't even know who the baby's father is. She was engaged to a guy but went to this party without him and got drunk and passed out. She says the next thing she knows some guy was on top of her "date raping" her. First off, my guess is this story is missing some parts. She is very flirty and was probably all over the guy. I am sure they did sleep together but I am also pretty sure it was consentual. Plus this guy is supposedly a soccer player and lives in England and yet she is still civil to him even though he wants nothing to do with his child and supposedly raped her? That just doesn't make any sense to me. She doesn't cook, clean or have a personality. I am not saying it's a woman's job to clean and cook but damn she could have helped out. She sure as hell had my brother doing the cooking, cleaning and babysitting her child. She works from 11-8:30 so she only saw her child for 2 hours a day....jeez don't put yourself or anything. She never watched my brother's child for more than a couple of hours because she just can't handle both children at once...what? She is an idiot!
Congrats Rob! Be glad she got mad and called the wedding off, you are better off!
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