I am sorry Mike
Poor Mike had to go to a semen analysis yesterday. He says they take you to a dark room and you have to jack off to old playboys and stuff. But yesterday when he went, he was surprised to see that they had updated their porn collection. They had Barely legal,penthouse, and juggs or something like that. I feel bad that he had to go do that, but hey we need a baby. If it turns out that we are unable to have children then I guess that means I can focus on getting me some plastic surgery. lol
posted by Pokey at 9:47 AM
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Oh, I'm sure he had to have his arm twisted to do that;)
LMAO. Very true. I like how all he has to do is pleasure himself and I have to go spread my legs for some guy who shoves his hands up inside of me. And then he complains. It just isn't fair.
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